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Ultra_Hool
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 | | Subject: Jokes Sat 09 Jul 2011, 00:21 | |
| Topic for joke, you can paste your joke and we can have a lough, i start with mine  A mexican and a black are both in the back of a car. Who's driving? A cop.
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Ultra_Hool
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:10 | |
| Why women in the morning infront the mirror are rubbing their eyes? Because they don't have balls to scratch! 
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Ultra_Hool
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:21 | |
| President Truman had to decide to drop an atom bomb over Hiroshima or to send Chuck Norris...
He made a humane decision
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:22 | |
| You have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars... Chuck Norris has more money than you
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:25 | |
| Chuck Norris will never get a heart attack... his heart isn't so stupid to attack him
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:23 | |
| Two Internet geeks talk:
- Man you know that there is a real life
-Where send me the link
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:31 | |
| In Russia tax of vodka was raised.
Son with joy turned to his father:
-Dad, you will drink less now right?
-No son, now you will eat less.
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:34 | |
| 1 Worm meets another and asks him:
-How's your father doing?
-Well, he went fishing.
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:35 | |
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